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Invited my boss over for dinner. After some wine, my significant other ended up providing the entertainment.I’m definitely getting a raise this week.Who did you assume was the boss? The man or the woman? What does that say about your prejudices?

acodanies: roboboners: miserability: what the fuck if i ever neglect to reblog this assume i’m dead oh it’s my favourite video in the world on my dash again This was one of the cutters I put on my list of ‘things to get for my bento stuff&rsqu

sexycoffeewithkarissa: I do like reading…I may be slutty, but I am smart too I haven’t figured out why men assume a slut, like me for example, isn’t or can’t also be smart. I’m smart enough to know what I want and how to get

thecutestscribeoferebor said: aaah, cutie ;A; they’re rambling about the math they did to figure out the appropriate cup size for their breast forms and garcia and morgan take it as a challenge to find a way to distract them to a point that

If you struggle with self-care and see this, stop what you're doing

pantygirly: perverthusband: I didn’t wait up for my Sexy Mature Voluptuous RedHeaded Hot FemDom Cuckoldrix Wife to get back from her “Girls Night Out” last night. This is what I found lying on our bathroom floor this morning, I assume she had

Dear right brains, What we ask for is exactly what we want.- don’t get creative, don’t assume that is implied. And if you want some thing from us what you ask for is exactly what you are getting to more no less. Sincerely, All the Left Brains

Guess who gets to be allergic to the treatment that they’ve spent three months prepping for!Guess what the alternative treatment is!(It’s okay if you get that guess wrong. So far the answer doesn’t appear to exist. If that was your guess, congratulations!

ge3d: Found this set of cool tutorials on how to draw crystalsText is in what I assume to be chinese but you get the idea!

nzqrchos: nzqrchos: *hammers this button for the rest of my life* this post didnt get as much notes as i’d hoped and i just wanna say that i’d have assumed, given the content, you’d know what i was looking for here

catifsh:You found orphaned wild mice? Here’s what you’re gonna do; assuming the mice have been orphaned for some time now you’re going to feed them 90% pedialyte, 10% kitten formula to get their electrolytes back up. After they perk

$eternal-fractal:pissvortex:pissvortex:minneapolis is an insane city. a man on the street asking for change assumed i was a lesbian completely unprompted and what the hell kind of a strip club advertisement is thisimagine you get a job there and you come$

eternal-fractal:pissvortex:pissvortex:minneapolis is an insane city. a man on the street asking for change assumed i was a lesbian completely unprompted and what the hell kind of a strip club advertisement is thisimagine you get a job there and you come

yourgoodlittledoll:dominant-dominion:One more “🥺” and you’re getting creampied.Bold of you to assume that’s not exactly what I’m doing this for

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